I am on my way to the New Castle County Air Base where a special assigned F22 Rapture is on stand-by.
Kilroy is presenting the following plan:
Raise the debt ceiling to 2.5 trillion dollars.
Constitutional balanced budget amendment.(phased in by 2017).
Eliminate the United States Department of Education.
$3000.00 fine to John Boehner each time he cries on national TV.
$3000.00 fine to Harry Reid each times his Depends sticks out the back of his pants on national TV.
Make Arne Duncan write the following on the chalk board 10,000 times; I am not a teacher and am sorry for disrespecting the teaching profession. I am useless as a woodpecker on an aluminum telephone pole. Viagra works best if swallowed not shoved up the ass.
Deep within Arne Duncan education reform manifesto he wants legislation requiring all children to walk by the age 9 months. He feels any later goals associated with his cradle to career would be harmed. Duncan did yield to his critics and backed off plans requiring teachers in birthing rooms. Somehow he thought if a teachers were the first thing a baby laid eyes on there wouldn’t be such a disconnect when the child started school. Duncan also suggested some new classroom management technique such as sending students to the bathroom in alphabetical order and teachers would be required to give a two-week notice in the event of death. Lastly, Duncan wants K-5 teachers required to call each student prior to bedtime to wish them goodnight and to tell them, tell your parents to vote for Jack Markell for governor.
Murders should be punished but what good is it to take another life? If this guy killed someone in my family I’d rather see him rot in jail than death.
It’s not a question of will Jack Markell show passion but rather address the morals of this event.
If were going to have a death penalty shouldn’t it apply to all murders rather than a select few?
Hey Jack, are you going to call Arne Duncan to see what he would do? Maybe you should put out an RFP for a Death Coach. Who knows one of your butcher friends on Wall Street could use the money.